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Post by liss31d on Nov 14, 2006 13:15:59 GMT -5
This is inspired by a discussion I read a few months ago on Live Journal - taking the title of a BSC book and using alternate plotlines: Jessi and the Awful Secret - Jessi discovers... she's black! (sorry snark moment ;D) Kristy and Mr Mum - Kristy discovers that Watson is really a woman... Dawn and the Impossible Threesome... Stacey and the Mystery of Stoneybrook - Stacey and the BSC are intrigued when they discover that Stoneybrook is not on the map... then they eventually discover there is no such place and that they aren't real!
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starrynight
Sitting For The Kuhns
The Royal Diner of Pizza Express
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Post by starrynight on Nov 14, 2006 14:35:22 GMT -5
Mallory Pike, #1 Fan - Mallory starts a new career as a stalker
Mary Anne Saves the Day - Mary Anne discovers that her mother isn't dead, she's actually Wonder Woman, and Mary Anne inherited her powers. Could also be the plot for "Mary Anne to the Rescue"
Boy-Crazy Stacey - Stacey gets herself into a little TOO much trouble in Sea City (that was kind of a given)
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lilafowler
Sitting For The Johanssens
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Post by lilafowler on Nov 14, 2006 15:36:50 GMT -5
Mary Anne Breaks the Rules - Mary Anne is late to a meeting, and we receive a 120-page description of Kristy's Look (did anyone else wonder what was so terrible about a short eighth-grader glaring at you? maybe she grew fangs or something).
Abby and the Mystery Baby - We all know Abby had "tons of boyfriends" on Long Island. So which one is the father of Little Fetus?
Karen's Runaway Turkey - Actually, I'm not sure I could improve on what sounds like perfection.
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starrynight
Sitting For The Kuhns
The Royal Diner of Pizza Express
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Post by starrynight on Nov 14, 2006 15:53:35 GMT -5
Little Fetus ........BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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ktag
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Post by ktag on Nov 14, 2006 22:24:24 GMT -5
Claudia and the Great Search: for a brain. Claudia + Too Many Pimples
Period books: Stacey's Emergency Stacey's Secret Friend
Potentially dirty ones: The Truth About Stacey Dawn and the Big Sleepover Jessi and the Awful Secret Maid Mary Anne The Secret Life of Mary Anne Spier Mary Anne in the Middle Stacey's Movie
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Post by booboobrewer on Nov 14, 2006 22:34:51 GMT -5
Too perfect!
Claudia and the Phantom Phone Calls: Claudia becomes a phone sex operator
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Post by bscfan24 on Nov 14, 2006 23:14:17 GMT -5
Too perfect! Claudia and the Phantom Phone Calls: Claudia becomes a phone sex operator I can only imagine the ways Claud could mess up on this job. I mean, come on. She didn't even know it was called the digestive system! Imagine the incorrect sexual terms or whatever she could say!!
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Post by liss31d on Nov 21, 2006 5:38:08 GMT -5
Get Well Soon Mallory! - To Mal's horror, Dr Dellenkamp tells her she's got an STD. She's freaking out typical Mallory style 'cause she's never even kissed Ben and wonders if you can get STDs from holding hands Dawn and the Older Boy - Dawn starts dating a 45 year old guy from California, but then again she is such an "individual." ;D
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ktag
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Post by ktag on Nov 21, 2006 21:25:12 GMT -5
Get Well Soon Mallory! - To Mal's horror, Dr Dellenkamp tells her she's got an STD. She's freaking out typical Mallory style 'cause she's never even kissed Ben and wonders if you can get STDs from holding hands Then of course she'll start wearing big poofy gloves everywhere.
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Post by bscfan24 on Nov 21, 2006 23:28:53 GMT -5
Then of course she'll start wearing big poofy gloves everywhere. With forbidden sparkles on them!!!
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Post by lovelylemontree on Nov 26, 2006 0:51:51 GMT -5
This is brilliant fanfiction just waiting to be written.
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Post by bscfan81 on Jun 1, 2007 10:30:09 GMT -5
^ Agreed. These are just too funny.
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Post by liss31d on Jun 1, 2007 13:46:49 GMT -5
Mary Anne and Camp BSC - MA's worried... instead of telling ghost stories, Logan starts entertaining the kids with some cabaret in drag
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Post by greer on Jun 1, 2007 14:03:01 GMT -5
Karen's kittycat club: chaos ensues when karen opens a lesbian bar in downtown stoneybrook.
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blossom114
Sitting For The Papadakis's
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Post by blossom114 on Jun 1, 2007 14:07:16 GMT -5
^ omg lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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