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Post by aln1982 on Sept 17, 2007 7:47:21 GMT -5
^ Very creative ;D This thread is inspiring me to think up more of these. Not a funny one but Stacey's Ex-Boyfriend - a book telling all about Robert (not one I would want to read, though maybe it would give me some insight into the cheater ;D)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2007 10:39:16 GMT -5
Too perfect! Claudia and the Phantom Phone Calls: Claudia becomes a phone sex operator I can only imagine the ways Claud could mess up on this job. I mean, come on. She didn't even know it was called the digestive system! Imagine the incorrect sexual terms or whatever she could say!! "I want you to put your sternum in every office in my body."
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Post by sugarmonkey on Sept 17, 2007 15:18:40 GMT -5
"I want you to put your sternum in every office in my body."
LOL! I almost spit my crangrape juice on my keyboard!
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Post by liss31d on Oct 11, 2007 2:00:09 GMT -5
Claudia Kishi, Middle School Dropout - Have this image of the Teen Angel from Grease singing to the tune of 'Beauty School Dropout' to Claudia -
"Middle school dropout! Go back to pre-school..."
"Baby don't sweat it! You're not cut to spell pharoah! Better forget it..."
I didn't even change the lyrics for this part, but it make sense, equals Claudia thinking she's oh-so-sophisticated with her 'awesome' fashion sense -
Well they couldn't teach you anything you think you're such a looker! But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker!
Amazingly this isn't changed either -
Baby don't blow it Don't put my good advice to shame Baby you know it Even dear Abby'd say the same ;D
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Post by macca on Oct 11, 2007 19:27:52 GMT -5
^ hahahaha I love it! Classic!!!
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Post by sweetvalleygirl99 on Oct 11, 2007 20:42:39 GMT -5
Karen's kittycat club: chaos ensues when karen opens a lesbian bar in downtown stoneybrook. OMG! Lmao! Karen's Big Weekend: Karen scores with all the male population of New York.
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Post by bscfan81 on Oct 23, 2007 14:17:49 GMT -5
Claudia Kishi, Middle School Dropout - Have this image of the Teen Angel from Grease singing to the tune of 'Beauty School Dropout' to Claudia - "Middle school dropout! Go back to pre-school..." "Baby don't sweat it! You're not cut to spell pharoah! Better forget it..."I didn't even change the lyrics for this part, but it make sense, equals Claudia thinking she's oh-so-sophisticated with her 'awesome' fashion sense - Well they couldn't teach you anything you think you're such a looker! But no customer would go to you unless she was a hooker! Amazingly this isn't changed either - Baby don't blow it Don't put my good advice to shame Baby you know it Even dear Abby'd say the same ;D LOL I almost spit Pepsi all over my monitor. Priceless!
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Post by Lauren on Oct 25, 2007 18:51:00 GMT -5
sweetvalleygirl- I read that as Karen scored with all the male prostitutes of New York the first time I read your post and I was like what?!!
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Post by sweetvalleygirl99 on Oct 25, 2007 20:50:47 GMT -5
sweetvalleygirl- I read that as Karen scored with all the male prostitutes of New York the first time I read your post and I was like what?!! Haha lol.
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Post by Lauren on Oct 29, 2007 21:15:00 GMT -5
I think that will teach me to put my contacts or glasses on before I come on here.
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Post by janey83 on Nov 1, 2007 16:45:11 GMT -5
Claudia Makes up her Mind: Claudia decides to go for the twinkies, after all, over the root beer barrels.
Stacey's Lie: Looks like there's yet another brunette in the BSC.
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Post by macca on Nov 1, 2007 17:31:42 GMT -5
^ ;D Love "Stacey's Lie" hahaha, that's great!
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Post by booboobrewer on Nov 1, 2007 22:46:13 GMT -5
Claudia Makes up her Mind: Claudia decides to go for the twinkies, after all, over the root beer barrels. Ha! Very nice.
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Post by Kylie90210 on Nov 21, 2007 23:52:48 GMT -5
These are so funny!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2008 11:22:15 GMT -5
The Truth About Stacey- she used to be a man
Dawn's Wicked Stepsister- Mary Anne snaps and poisons Dawn with an organic apple
Jessi and the Dance School Phantom- Jessi finds a horribly disfigured former student living in the school's basement
Kristy for President- Kristy runs for President of the U.S., promising free babysitting services if she wins
Mallory and the Dream Horse- Mallory begins hallucinating that Black Beauty is living in her back yard
Keep Out, Claudia- Claudia opens her parents bedroom door at the wrong time, interrupting a very private moment
Snowbound- the BSC becomes snowbound on an ill-timed camping trip. Naturally, they eat all their food right away to keep it from spoiling and have to resort to cannibalism ala the Donnor Party
Jessi and the Bad Babysitter- the Ramsey's new male babysitter is a little too touchy-feely
Mary Anne and the Secret in the Attic- Mary Anne finds her father's insane first wife imprisoned in the attic
Dawn's Family Feud- hostilities break out between the Schafer/Spiers and their neighbors, the Bahadarians, after Dawn steals the Bahadarians cow-shaped mailbox to save it from the slaughterhouse
Abby in Wonderland- Abby begins experimenting with drugs
Mary Anne vs Logan- Mary Anne and Logan have a nasty breakup and duke it out in the tabloids
Stacey and the Stolen Hearts- Stacey busts an organ-theft ring
Jessi's Horrible Prank- Jessi plays the flaming dog doo trick on Alan Gray and accidentally burns his house down
Stacey McGill, Matchmaker- Stacey runs an online dating service
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