Post by charlottejohanssen on Sept 19, 2007 5:54:21 GMT -5
Look what somebody wrote on Wikipedia 
A lttle rude, but mostly funny.
EDIT: And in case you can't see it, I copied it from "History"
Kristy came out of the closet in June of 2003 when she announced her plans to have a civil ceremony with her then life-partner, Morbidda Destiny. After ten years together, Morbidda developed a strange rash that spread to her entire body. This rash was then linked to the deadly BCSitis and Morbidda died seventeen days later. Kristy became a hermit and bought a shack in the woods near her childhood home, where locals still see her occassionally sitting by a toy telephone in the corner, wearing a visor on her head.
Claudia is really stooped and she kant speel anithing bekause she is dum. She also dresses like a whackjob and is most likely color blind. She has no concept of fashion, as she thinks that sequins and plaids are a good match.
As an adult, Claudia made a great fortune devleoping a new and imporved Be-Dazzler, but unfortuantley lost all her money when she traded her all riches for a half-eaten sandwich and a glitter pen. Because she's so stupid.
Mary Anne overcame her shy childhood and rose to semi-fame in the lucritive porn industry. Unfortunatley, as she became old and fat, she was no longer considered a comodity and was cut-loose from the porn world in 2004.
After the devistating loss of her career, she married childhood boyfriend, Logan Bruno. The two were wed in a courthouse ceremeony and divorced a mere six months later. The couple had no children. Spier sited "annoying country bumpkin" as the reason for their divorce on offical court documents.
Stacey was the most sophisticated person in the whole world, probably. Her fashion sense was incredible, influcencing an entire generation of tween girls to embrace jumpsuits and glitter nailpolish. Her fashion know-how landed her a job as senior fashion editor of Vogue magaizine (cause they're the most sophisticated, you know). Well, it was either fashion editor or janitor, it depends on who you ask.
Stacey's love of all things glittery proved to be her downfall, however, as she died in late 2006 from a sequin overdose.
Dawn, always a champion for a healthy, cleaner environment became CEO of Exxon Mobile in 2003, after learning that global warming is indeed, just a myth.
Mallory was immediatly expelled from boarding school after the check her parents wrote bounced. They really couldn't afford to send her to boarding school considering they had 8 kids and only 1 income.
Mallory then hopped the next train to NYC where she still performs her poetry nightly under her stage name "Amber Honeyduke" at a variety of streetcorners and dive bars.
After realizing she was only moderately talented at ballet and that her parents had been lying to her for her entire life just to make her feel better, Jessi went on a massive killing spree. Known for breaking into children's recitals of "The Nutcracker" and executing both performers and ballet instructors, Jessi was able to brutally murder thirty-two people across eleven states before being caught in August of 2001. She is currently serving her life-sentence in a Connecticut state prison where she is presumably someone's b*tch.
Bruno was convicted of Domestic Assult in September of 2005 when he slapped his ex-wife, Mary Anne Spier, and pushed her down a flight of stairs in front of the former couple's trailor court home. Bruno was sentenced to thirty days in jail and 80 hours of community service. He was also ordered to stop being such a prick and to stop talking with that fake-ass Kentucky accent y'all.
Shannon leads a normal adult life. As a stay-at-home wife and mother, she currently has two children (son Peter, 12 and daugher Claire, 9) and has been married for 14 years to her loving husband, Marshall H. Walker, III. She attributes her relative normalcy to the fact that she was not a full-member of the infamous Baby Sitters Club. Says Shannon, "It's sad, really. I mean, all those girls turned into evil killers, whores or ended up dead. I guess that the Baby Sitters Club was the true axis of evil."
Abby eventually drops off the face of the earth. Literally. She walks to the edge and just jumps off. Most likely because she can no longer deal with the shame of being a former BSC member.
A lttle rude, but mostly funny.
EDIT: And in case you can't see it, I copied it from "History"
Kristy came out of the closet in June of 2003 when she announced her plans to have a civil ceremony with her then life-partner, Morbidda Destiny. After ten years together, Morbidda developed a strange rash that spread to her entire body. This rash was then linked to the deadly BCSitis and Morbidda died seventeen days later. Kristy became a hermit and bought a shack in the woods near her childhood home, where locals still see her occassionally sitting by a toy telephone in the corner, wearing a visor on her head.
Claudia is really stooped and she kant speel anithing bekause she is dum. She also dresses like a whackjob and is most likely color blind. She has no concept of fashion, as she thinks that sequins and plaids are a good match.
As an adult, Claudia made a great fortune devleoping a new and imporved Be-Dazzler, but unfortuantley lost all her money when she traded her all riches for a half-eaten sandwich and a glitter pen. Because she's so stupid.
Mary Anne overcame her shy childhood and rose to semi-fame in the lucritive porn industry. Unfortunatley, as she became old and fat, she was no longer considered a comodity and was cut-loose from the porn world in 2004.
After the devistating loss of her career, she married childhood boyfriend, Logan Bruno. The two were wed in a courthouse ceremeony and divorced a mere six months later. The couple had no children. Spier sited "annoying country bumpkin" as the reason for their divorce on offical court documents.
Stacey was the most sophisticated person in the whole world, probably. Her fashion sense was incredible, influcencing an entire generation of tween girls to embrace jumpsuits and glitter nailpolish. Her fashion know-how landed her a job as senior fashion editor of Vogue magaizine (cause they're the most sophisticated, you know). Well, it was either fashion editor or janitor, it depends on who you ask.
Stacey's love of all things glittery proved to be her downfall, however, as she died in late 2006 from a sequin overdose.
Dawn, always a champion for a healthy, cleaner environment became CEO of Exxon Mobile in 2003, after learning that global warming is indeed, just a myth.
Mallory was immediatly expelled from boarding school after the check her parents wrote bounced. They really couldn't afford to send her to boarding school considering they had 8 kids and only 1 income.
Mallory then hopped the next train to NYC where she still performs her poetry nightly under her stage name "Amber Honeyduke" at a variety of streetcorners and dive bars.
After realizing she was only moderately talented at ballet and that her parents had been lying to her for her entire life just to make her feel better, Jessi went on a massive killing spree. Known for breaking into children's recitals of "The Nutcracker" and executing both performers and ballet instructors, Jessi was able to brutally murder thirty-two people across eleven states before being caught in August of 2001. She is currently serving her life-sentence in a Connecticut state prison where she is presumably someone's b*tch.
Bruno was convicted of Domestic Assult in September of 2005 when he slapped his ex-wife, Mary Anne Spier, and pushed her down a flight of stairs in front of the former couple's trailor court home. Bruno was sentenced to thirty days in jail and 80 hours of community service. He was also ordered to stop being such a prick and to stop talking with that fake-ass Kentucky accent y'all.
Shannon leads a normal adult life. As a stay-at-home wife and mother, she currently has two children (son Peter, 12 and daugher Claire, 9) and has been married for 14 years to her loving husband, Marshall H. Walker, III. She attributes her relative normalcy to the fact that she was not a full-member of the infamous Baby Sitters Club. Says Shannon, "It's sad, really. I mean, all those girls turned into evil killers, whores or ended up dead. I guess that the Baby Sitters Club was the true axis of evil."
Abby eventually drops off the face of the earth. Literally. She walks to the edge and just jumps off. Most likely because she can no longer deal with the shame of being a former BSC member.
