Claudia outfit Mad Libs!

[lilafowler]

Because this subforum looked deadish.

Choose a word satisfying the category for each number -- I know there are a thousand colors, so feel free to repeat some (God knows Claudia could have done it more frequently). After you're done, fill in the word corresponding to the number in the paragraph! YAY

1. Color
2. Color
3. Color
4. Color
5. Color
6. Color
7. Color
8. Color
9. Color
10. Color
11. Color
12. Pattern
13. Pattern
14. Plural noun
15. Article of clothing worn below the waist
16. Fabric
17. Number
18. Thing
19. Adjective
20. Adjective
21. Style of footwear (plural)



Today, Claudia was wearing an oversized (6) men's shirt over a (2) and (4) (12) vest and (7) T-shirt with (5) (14) printed on it, (1) (16) (15), (3) and (8) (13) tights, (9) push-down socks, and (10) ballet slippers. She had styled her hair into (17) braids, and her earrings were small (11) (21) she had made herself. To the vest she had attached a brooch shaped like a (18). On anyone else, it would have looked (20), but on Claudia, it looked (19).

Mine:
Today, Claudia was wearing an oversized puce men's shirt over a salmon and cream zebra print vest and lavender T-shirt with maroon bacteria printed on it, red burlap lederhosen, lime green and coral striped tights, periwinkle push-down socks, and magenta ballet slippers. She had styled her hair into 41 braids, and her earrings were small vermilion roller skates she had made herself. To the vest she had attached a brooch shaped like a liver. On anyone else, it would have looked risible, but on Claudia, it looked elegiac.

I realize that lederhosen can't be made of burlap. According to Google Translate, that would make them "hessianhosen". I do not care. The mental image of Claudia in red burlap lederhosen-length pants has vastly improved the quality of my life.

[GingerSnaps]

This is a fantastic idea for a game

Today, Claudia was wearing an oversized maroon men's shirt over a chartreuse and indigo striped vest and orange T-shirt with yellow staplers printed on it, turquoise lamé legwarmers, lavender and black tights, violet push-down socks, and silver ballet slippers. She had styled her hair into seven braids, and her earrings were small peach galoshes she had made herself. To the vest she had attached a brooch shaped like an avacado. On anyone else, it would have looked delicious, but on Claudia, it looked shocking.

[Kylie90210]

Hilarious! All the colours are giving me a headach though! Lol.

[booboobrewer]

Today, Claudia was wearing an oversized fuchsia men's shirt over a puke-green and beige plaid vest and navy T-shirt with off-white limousines printed on it, yellow silk knee socks, neon orange and red polka-dotted tights, brown push-down socks, and black ballet slippers. She had styled her hair into five braids, and her earrings were small gray high heels she had made herself. To the vest she had attached a brooch shaped like a newspaper. On anyone else, it would have looked noble, but on Claudia, it looked soothing.

[starrynight]

Today, Claudia was wearing an oversized green men's shirt over a red and orange checked vest and black T-shirt with pale blue candles printed on it, brown rayon leg warmers, magenta and white paisley tights, indigo push-down socks, and silver ballet slippers. She had styled her hair into 3 braids, and her earrings were small yellow roller skates she had made herself. To the vest she had attached a brooch shaped like a laptop. On anyone else, it would have looked crazy, but on Claudia, it looked interesting.

The sad part is, I'm pretty sure I've seen pictures of people dressed like that in the 80's.

[lilafowler]

turquoise lamé legwarmers

These sound kind of amazing to me...

[BuckinghamAlice]

Today, Claudia was wearing an oversized green men's shirt over a yellow and orange argyle vest and violet T-shirt with red dogs printed on it, a red polyester skirt, pink and turquoise pinstripe tights, burnt orange push-down socks, and blue ballet slippers. She had styled her hair into 57 braids, and her earrings were small lime green moccasins she had made herself. To the vest she had attached a brooch shaped like a banana. On anyone else, it would have looked shiny, but on Claudia, it looked bright.

[oldhickory]

Jun 10, 2009 0:42:27 GMT -5 GingerSnaps said:

To the vest she had attached a brooch shaped like an avacado. On anyone else, it would have looked delicious, but on Claudia, it looked shocking.

i think i need an avacado brooch :]

[digigirl02]

Today, Claudia was wearing an oversized orange men's shirt over a purple and ivy plaid vest and black T-shirt with red mice printed on it, chartreuse silk boxer shorts, olive green and pink agile tights, blue push-down socks, and brown ballet slippers. She had styled her hair into 23 braids, and her earrings were small white high heels she had made herself. To the vest she had attached a brooch shaped like a pencil. On anyone else, it would have looked hideous but on Claudia, it looked ugly.

[psychoseal]

Today, Claudia was wearing an oversized black men's shirt over a purple and orange stripy vest and red T-shirt with blue tables printed on it, and lime green denim socks, pink and gold spotty tights, white push-down socks, and red ballet slippers. She had styled her hair into 259 braids, and her earrings were small brown boots she had made herself. To the vest she had attached a brooch shaped like an alligator. On anyone else, it would have looked cute, but on Claudia, it looked ugly.

[wiggir13]

How could I have not noticed this before!

Today, Claudia was wearing an oversized neon green men's shirt over a purple and pink leopard print vest and yellow T-shirt with grey boobs printed on it, burnt sienna spandex thong, silver and gold fishnet tights, brown push-down socks, and turquoise ballet slippers. She had styled her hair into 69 braids, and her earrings were small yellow crocs she had made herself. To the vest she had attached a brooch shaped like a rhinoceros. On anyone else, it would have looked really ridiculous, but on Claudia, it looked ridiculous.

[zoar3]

I've never seen this before either!

Today, Claudia was wearing an oversized red men's shirt over a pink and orange polka-dot vest and magenta T-shirt with yellow sheep printed on it, green cotton house shoes, jungle green and smurf blue heart tights, berry push-down socks, and white ballet slippers. She had styled her hair into three braids, and her earrings were small chocolate sandals she had made herself. To the vest she had attached a brooch shaped like a snow globe. On anyone else, it would have looked fast, but on Claudia, it looked shiny.